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Today, I went out and bought a copy of Black Ops 2. I got home and opened the case, only to see the game disk was missing. When I went back to the store to complain, the guy at the desk accused me of trying to pull an old scam on him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26819) - you deserved it (2665)

On 11/23/2012 at 12:20pm - money - by FUCK A FUCKING DUCK (man) - Bahamas (New Providence)

Today, 60 guests for my wedding were supposed to arrive to the Bahamas. The first and only hurricane of the season decided to crash my wedding, stranding my mom, maid of honor and best man. No one will be able to attend my wedding, except the other drunken hotel guests. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23172) - you deserved it (3398)

On 10/25/2012 at 11:58pm - misc - by sadbride - Bahamas (New Providence)

Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather. It wouldn't have been any worse than mildly disturbing, had I not just spent the last 4 weeks nursing the bird back to health from a broken wing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30529) - you deserved it (2940)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:20pm - animals - by Twitchy (man) - Bahamas (New Providence)

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