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Today , girlfriend of a year an I had sex fir the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I cummed in less than 10 seconds . We're still having problems . FML

#12641347
226 comments

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On 08/20/2010 at 5:51am - intimacy - by pathetic (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, while at my friend's house, I noticd her brother had a bit of an accent. I laughingly said "Is it me or does yur little brother have an accent?" She stard and replid with "No, he has autism." big fat FML

#12473698
189 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 7:00am - misc - by kggggg - United States (Nevada)

Today, I realized that mah baby stops crying loudly whenever I turn on the vacuum cleaner . I'm either stuck with a fussy baby all day, or the roaring sound of a vacuum cleaner . FML

#10521391
166 comments

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On 05/14/2010 at 1:01am - misc - by superhero1043 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today... mah boyfriend of a year dumpd me. In mah opinion... the relationship was going so well and I really thought we lovd each other. When I askd why... he told me he never lovd me. He just wantd to get in mah pants which after a year of refusing... he finally did. FML

#9138993
129 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

TODAY, I WAS IN A MOVIE WHEN MY BOYFRIEND SENT OUT A MASS TEXT SAYING THAT HE'D JUST LOST HIS VIRGINITY. FML

#9104990
254 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

I Went To Get Ma First Tattoo. Wen I Told Te Man Tat I Wanted Tinkerbell On Ma Lower Back Area. He Snorted And Told Me Tat I Was Way Too Old To Ave Tinkerbell On Me And Tat Disney Caracters R Only Cute On People 35 And Younger. I'm 23. FML

#9011499
235 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 10:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY... IT WAS MY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY WITH MY BOYFRIEND. WE HAD DINNER RESERVATIONS TO AN EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT AN PLANNED TO SEE A MOVIE AFTER. AT LEAST... WE DID... UNTIL HE CALLED TO TELL ME HE'D VOLUNTEERED TO WORK TONIGHT. HE WON'T GET OFF UNTIL 2AM. FML

#8824480
133 comments

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On 03/04/2010 at 3:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY, I WAS DRIVING WITH MY MOM. SHE HAD SOME SODA WITH HER FROM EARLIER, AN EVEN THOUGH IT WAS PROBABLY WARM, I WAS THIRSTY. I ASK 4 A SIP, SHE HANDS IT TO ME AN SAYS SURE. AND I GET A MOUTHFUL OF ASH-AND-CIGARETTE-BUTT-FILLD SODA. APPARENTLY SHE DIDN'T FEEL THE NED TO MENTION THIS TO ME. FML

#8637899
145 comments

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On 02/25/2010 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Taday I sneezedhile I was throwing up into the toilet!! It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasanthen the puke violently shoot out through your nose!! fat FML

#8554799
132 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 2:32pm - health - by mynoseburns (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was on Craigslist looking fir a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks fir them. FML

#7821879
88 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 7:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today , I thought it would be romantic to fill girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise herhen she was done showering. I lied there naked , with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door , so I told her to come in. To surprise it was her mom. FML

#7492284
71 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Toldyouso (man) - United States (Nevada)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND MAH BOYFRIEND MAKING OUT WITH MAH MOM . FML

#7490494
266 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, holding my nawborn baby and yaarning for soma affaction from my mothar, I askad my mom wat tha bast day of har lifa was, hoping sha would say tha day I was born. Har answar? "Tha day u movad out." Sha was sarious. FML

#7467882
94 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 12:41am - kids - by ilovemom (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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