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Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of handhen she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one . FML

Today, my dad refused to believe that the Animal Planet's mermaid mockumentaries were faked. Instead he got into a huge argument with me, claiming the government is covering up the existence of mermaids and must've threatened the producers to keep it quiet. FML

#20730804
116 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by Idontbelieveinmagic (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, ma grlfriend tougt it would be funny to go to te Apple store an log me on to Facebook on every single computer . FML

#20695876
96 comments

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On 05/30/2013 at 7:06pm - love - by Terminator101101 - United States (Nevada)

Today I got a picture message from my aunt that said "9 out of 10 kids get there awesomeness from there aunt." Normally I would have agreed except she forgot my brthday yesterday. FML

#20677224
54 comments

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On 05/21/2013 at 3:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today... my grandpa movd into the house to live with my family. Along with having to share a room with him... he swears that having the AC on will give him pneumonia... an he keeps saying he's ( freezing )hen the temperature inside gets below 85. We live in Nevada. FML

#20656847
89 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I learned tat binding my stomac wit duct tape isn't wort it to look tin. I also learned te even worse part wen I srieked more loudly tan I sould've wen I tried to discreetly rip it off in istory class.

Today I was drivinghen I noticd that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulld up next to him pulld out my phone an I made a gesture that he needd to puttd his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket fir drivinghile on my cell phone. FML

#20621724
146 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 8:56pm - money - by really_now - United States (Nevada)

Today... while trying to find phone in the depths of the sheets on bed... I gave comforter a huge shake. looool A second later... I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on nightstand. Found it. FML

#20593500
60 comments

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On 04/15/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by Reno - United States (Nevada)

Today, I have been single and out of the game 4 so long that instead of having real wet dreams, I now dream about jacking off. FML

#20436185
77 comments

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On 01/01/2013 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lonely dreams - United States (Nevada)

Taday I cummad homa from tha hospital diagnosad with high blood prassura. It's causad by strass. My wifa had a vary long talk with my son about it. All tha kid has baan doing 4 tha past 2 hours is scraam at his Playstation. I'd rathar ba at tha hospital. FML

#20188739
97 comments

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On 12/02/2012 at 11:03pm - kids - by Nick (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I came home to mah mother-in-law wearing the gold chainhich I looool usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searchd mah drawer only to fine out mah chain was missing. I askd mah mother-in-law if she took it an she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

#20183636
102 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by elizabeth - United States (Nevada)

Today, I'm Recovering In The Emergency Room . How Did I Get Here? Intoxicated At A Coed Party, I Saw A Hole In The Host's Shed An Thought It Funny To Christen It A "glory-hole", Only To Be Bitten Byhat May Well Have Been A Black Widow Spider . FML

#20182587
167 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 1:09pm - health - by Widowmaker - United States (Nevada)

Today, I Was Grocery Sopping!! Wen I Turnd Around I Noticd A Group Of Teens Passing By Lauging!! I Didn't Tink Anyting Of It Until I Got To My Cart!! Te Losers Ad Left A Pack Of Slim Fast In My Cart!! I'm Pregnant!! FML

#20167758
129 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 6:00am - health - by depressedpreggo (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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