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Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML

#21399347
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34463) - you deserved it (1965)

On 04/25/2015 at 3:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

#21384902
26 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 7:32pm - work - by DrunkParents - United States (Montana)

Today, a calf kicked a needle straight into my arm hard enough to make me stab myself. The good news is I'm now fully vaccinated for cow diseases. FML

Today, I was excited to receive a rejection letter, because this was the first company to even acknowledge that I sent them a resume. FML

#21243040
60 comments

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On 08/22/2014 at 9:14am - work - by Beeky (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML

#21017461
86 comments

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On 01/05/2014 at 2:11am - love - by Fiancé problemsss - United States (Montana)

Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML

#21006894
89 comments

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On 12/27/2013 at 1:35am - misc - by good friend - United States (Montana)

Today, my manager took me aside and angrily told me to quit fucking about with our customers. He totally refuses to believe that the slight whistling sound I keep making when I exhale is because I have a chipped tooth. FML

#20843134
41 comments

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On 08/18/2013 at 1:29pm - work - by ssssssssuck a dick, boss (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. I woke up right as the dentist pulled my last tooth. FML

#20708877
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51067) - you deserved it (3256)

On 06/06/2013 at 1:01am - health - by Applejacks18 (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

#20674823
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44723) - you deserved it (5932)

On 05/20/2013 at 2:32am - misc - by soreloser (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I lent a pair of expensive headphones to a "friend" for the weekend. As a thank-you, he bought me a soda. He moved this weekend, taking the headphones with him. I lost a $250 pair of headphones for a $1 soda. FML

#20672107
133 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 12:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

#20598610
121 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 2:14am - love - by rawdoglyfe69 - United States (Montana)

Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML

#20458512
110 comments

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On 01/14/2013 at 3:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Montana)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he says, "There's too much of an age gap between us" and that it makes him "feel like a pedophile". He's only four months older than I am. FML

#20086279
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26757) - you deserved it (1849)

On 09/24/2012 at 4:15am - love - by Alright. (woman) - United States (Montana)



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