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Today, ma dad yet again uttered te words "well, tat escalated quickly,"ile watcing te news. He uses tis godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost ma sit an told im to just sut up already. He raised an eyebrow an said, "well, tat escalated quickly." FML

#20566988
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I agree, your life sucks (20920) - you deserved it (51746)

On 03/30/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by fuck you dad (man) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I finally realized how stupid I am, when I answered a question correctly in class and mah teacher started clapping and cheering. FML

#20096827
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19762) - you deserved it (3853)

On 10/01/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by dumbgirl4lyf (woman) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick an lost four teeth. Yesterday I got braces of six yeres removd. FML

#14036176
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72619) - you deserved it (5123)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open an it escaped. My dad recently putted mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

#13854303
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11844) - you deserved it (31186)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Monaghan)



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