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Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML

#41916
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I agree, your life sucks (31139) - you deserved it (5000)

On 02/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by faye (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, when my husband got home from work, I was standing in the kitchen, wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML

#26905
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I agree, your life sucks (53148) - you deserved it (5620)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by sissica (woman) - United States (Mississippi)



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