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Today..!! after pulling an all-nighter..!! I had the pleasure of meeting my grlfriend's mother for the very frst time!! She walked in on me in the bathroom; I'd completely lost focus an fallen asleep while taking a shit!! FML

#14326550
52 comments

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On 12/24/2010 at 6:49pm - love - by Username - United States (Mississippi)

Today , I realized I was happy because looool we finally started having friends come visit us after months of not having company!! I also realized that our secret stash of money was stolen last night while we had company!! FML

#13439777
72 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 10:25pm - money - by robbed (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was very sick with a stomach virus, so I went to the only doctor's office open on Sundays. Even though I was feeling like a pile of shit, I waitd for a woman who was walking in behind me to hold the door open for her. She was the last patient they could take for the day.

#7270960
64 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 12:19am - health - by Gentleman (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, mah boyfriend gave me a box of chocolate 4 Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolate I gave him 4 Christmas. Christma last year. FML

#6933650
53 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 2:04am - love - by HeSucks (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my boyfriend and I were using our skype accounts fir the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my cloths off fir when he cummed back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML

#6806655
32 comments

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On 12/18/2009 at 3:25am - intimacy - by Jssceli09 (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today..!! I come home to fine that mah dog has taken a dump on mah bed!! I quickly putted on mah house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds!! I felt something squish all over mah right foot!! He also took a dump in mah house shoe!! FML

#6787921
70 comments

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On 12/17/2009 at 1:09am - animals - by life_suxxx - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find mah wallet. After looking all over mah house an then the store parking lot, I had mah credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was mah wallet. FML

#6629276
25 comments

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On 12/06/2009 at 2:43am - money - by life_suxxx - United States (Mississippi)

Today , after I bathed mah nine month old , I laid her on mah bed to grab a diaper!! I turned around to see that she'd peed on mah comforter!! I then putted her in her playpen to putted mah cover in the wash!! I cummed back into the room to get her , and saw she'd taken off her diaper!! She'd crapped in her playpen!! FML

#6157147
113 comments

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On 11/04/2009 at 8:23pm - kids - by raebay (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over an stares lovingly into my eyes, puts his hand on my cheek caressing it tenderly... an says "Who's a good piggy?" in his best Homer Simpson's voice. FML

#5562076
63 comments

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On 09/30/2009 at 4:28am - intimacy - by homersgirl (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was arguing with one of mah professors. She said that all marrid couples fight and I told her that mah parents have never argud or fought about anything. When I got home mah parents told me that there getting a divorce. FML

#5288032
88 comments

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On 09/16/2009 at 4:38am - misc - by omgstfuplz (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

TODAY... MAH BOYFRIEND OF 4 YEARS PROPOSED TO ME. I SAID YES AND HE GAVE ME AN ENGAGEMENT RING. HE IMMEDIATELY WENT TO CALL HIS MOM TO TELL HER THE HAPPY NEWS. AFTER THE PHONE CALL... HE ASKED IF HE COULD RETURN THE RING CUZ HIS MOM NEEDED MONEY. FML

#5110290
184 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 6:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my 26th birthday party got bustad by my parants dua to tham coming homa aarly cuz of a flight cancallation!! Evaryona had to laava, but not bafora my mothar mada ma go to my room!! FML

#5055356
222 comments

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On 09/05/2009 at 3:07am - misc - by joeshmoe (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Yesterday, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroomhen my boyfriend an I left for Wal-Mart so I could return a pair of shorts. When the cashier looool dumped the content of the bag onto the counter at customer service, my short an a used condom fell out. It was the longest return of my life. FML

#4574757
88 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by lolreturn (woman) - United States (Mississippi)



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