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Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML

#21390007
172 comments

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On 04/08/2015 at 1:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out where my stolen car was. It was all the way in Maine. I live in Ohio and I got a $300 fine for illegal parking. FML

#21386559
49 comments

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On 04/02/2015 at 2:47pm - money - by Bunsostriker (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

#21384262
90 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 4:46pm - work - by bingalingading (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I fell asleep in class... And woke up hour later. My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to see what my face would be like waking up to a new class. FML

#21382364
77 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by BERNDTOAST - United States (Michigan)

Today, for the second time, I had an argument with my mother about whether William Shakespeare was a real person or not. FML

#21376501
69 comments

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On 03/17/2015 at 4:35pm - misc - by ohno - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't stop looking at my phone while working. I work in the back room, and there is no clock in there. I look at my phone to check the time. That way I know how long I have left in that hellhole. FML

#21368483
87 comments

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On 03/05/2015 at 4:19am - work - by lion2294 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

#21364892
79 comments

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On 02/27/2015 at 10:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML

#21364648
74 comments

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On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party when I got a call from my mom telling me to come home because my dog died. When I told my friend that I had to leave because of the loss, she replied with, "Okay, but you brought my gift inside, right?" FML

#21363530
54 comments

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On 02/25/2015 at 8:43pm - animals - by natashamilan - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

#21363391
91 comments

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On 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by Fuck - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boss refused to give me vacation time for my wedding and honeymoon because she didn't have a honeymoon and because of that apparently neither should I. FML

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

#21348376
176 comments

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On 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by itsemilyc - United States (Michigan)



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