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Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML

#21519471
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19177) - you deserved it (1212)

On 01/25/2016 at 10:02pm - misc - by 99jellybean (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom called me by her favorite TV show character's name. Again. This is the eighth time this week. I'm an only child, and I'm 15. I thought she had my name down pat by now. FML

#21517589
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18299) - you deserved it (1187)

On 01/20/2016 at 10:48pm - misc - by my name is sarah - United States (Michigan)

Today, I confided in my best friend about my recent weight loss, and how it was due to lack of appetite because of my horrible depression and anxiety. She congratulated me. FML

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

#21512889
73 comments

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On 01/08/2016 at 3:33pm - love - by hatemylifelol - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that the only reason my "friend" comes over to my apartment is so that she can charge her phone using my electricity, because she's too cheap to use her own. FML

#21511971
45 comments

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On 01/05/2016 at 11:19pm - money - by Becca_Jo - United States (Michigan)

Today, I worked a short shift at work, getting sent home early because it was slow. In the time I was gone, my family decided surprise me by rearranging my room and put in my new desk. They also surprised me when I learned that they'd spilled a slushie on my very expensive computer. FML

#21508270
32 comments

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On 12/27/2015 at 12:08am - misc - by welp - United States (Michigan)

Today, my puppy went missing. I found him, unconscious but thankfully alive, in a taped-up box with no holes. My little brother eventually confessed to doing it because he wanted to sell my puppy on eBay. FML

#21505108
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26092) - you deserved it (1272)

On 12/18/2015 at 10:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML

#21505100
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20541) - you deserved it (6815)

On 12/18/2015 at 9:15am - intimacy - by brokebackanus (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I started taking my anxiety meds. Without them I can't function because I'm constantly fighting off panic attacks, but with them I can't function because I get crippling headaches and heartburn and feel tired all the time. FML

#21501112
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21944) - you deserved it (1933)

On 12/07/2015 at 2:04pm - health - by panicked headaches - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been having an affair with my childhood bully. FML

Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno group". I meant promo. I quickly texted back correcting the mistake, but not before I received the nudes he sent. FML

#21495924
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24167) - you deserved it (4149)

On 11/23/2015 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by hiitisbrooke - United States (Michigan)

Today, it's been two weeks since I got married. It's also two weeks since my husband got cold feet about moving in together, because he thinks the sudden change would be too emotionally distressing for his cat. FML

#21495373
97 comments

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On 11/22/2015 at 1:10am - love - by unimpressed bride (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML

#21492099
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25944) - you deserved it (2443)

On 11/13/2015 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)



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