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Today, I told my boss I'm going to quit, after months of being abused, doing meaningless work, and working late every day. I was soon given so many new projects that I didn't even have time to write my resignation letter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30439) - you deserved it (5517)

On 11/03/2014 at 1:03pm - work - by Anonymous - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, I learned that my parrots now can shit horizontally when I found the wall next to the cage covered in feces. FML

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML


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On 06/01/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by WHOO HOO AIDS (woman) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14990) - you deserved it (52503)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

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