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TODAY , I DISLOCATED MY TOE WHILE PUTTING ON MY SOCKS. FML

#21384619
80 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us fir our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse fir "trying to be a funny man", an told that whatever small chance I had fir a promotion is now gone. FML

#21382528
40 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 5:19pm - work - by screwedupfuck (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, mah stomach startd to hurt!! When I got home, mah parents had company over, which I had to rush past to use the bathroom!! After being in the bathroom 4 about 3 minutes, mah mother yells to me from the other room, in front of the guests, "Are you OK in there?" I'm 27!! FML

#21382322
63 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 9:12am - misc - by struckbystarzz (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Went On A Date With A Guy I Met Online . It Was Going OK, Until He Startd Asking Me If He Should Stick With The Site Until He Finds The Right Person . I Guess I Know How He Feels About Me, At Least . FML

#21372843
59 comments

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On 03/11/2015 at 11:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I GOT TO LISTEN TO MY BOSS LECTURE ME ABOUT PROFESSIONAL DRESS AND SUBTLY INSINUATE THAT MY BEING ON THE HEAVIER SIDE TOP-WISE WITH ALL THE MEN IN THE OFFICE COULD BE A PROBLEM. I'VE WORN TURTLE NECKS FIR THE WHOLE TWO MONTH I'VE BEEN WORKING THERE. FML

#21371359
93 comments

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On 03/09/2015 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... After Struggling Fir Over A Year With It... An Now Having It Medically Confirmed... I Told My Step-dad About My Depression. He Gave Me A Disgusted Look An Scoffed... "Toughen Up... Cunt." FML

#21364994
101 comments

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On 02/28/2015 at 12:22am - health - by fine (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, away at college, I calld mah grandmother to hear how she was doing after her knee surgery. She endd up talking about Hooters and how I should work there because of mah "rare body". When I mentiond I've been studying computer science, earning a 3.8 GPA, she replid, looool "But you're a girl." FML

#21361518
142 comments

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On 02/23/2015 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Went To Work Wit A Great Attitude, Someting Tat Doesn't Appen Often. It Was Sortly Ruind After Some Lady Yelld At Me Cuz I Accidentally Sortd Er One Penny. Yep. One Single Penny. FML

#21344188
74 comments

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On 01/25/2015 at 8:41pm - work - by WhyMe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

I askad out a girl that I'va likad fir ahila . Sha thought I was joking an laughad saying "No . Hava you mat yoursalf?" FML

#21338134
93 comments

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On 01/16/2015 at 7:49am - love - by SilverZephyr - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected". FML

#21335513
80 comments

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On 01/12/2015 at 12:28am - intimacy - by reallyson? - United States (Massachusetts)

I DECORATD MY BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE 4 CHRISTMAS AS A SURPRISE... JUST IN TIME 4 HIM AND HIS FAMILY TO COME HOME. ALSO JUST IN TIME 4 HIM TO TELL ME HE'S JEWISH. FML

#21322002
144 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 10:04am - love - by cwhitney7 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , mah girlfriand of two yaars askd ma y I would navar tia har shoas 4 har. I confassd to har mah daap hatrd of faat. Latar , I woka up from a nap naxt to mah girlfriand. With har faat in mah mouth. FML

#21321894
130 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 3:05am - love - by ScottyB - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my fiancé pawnd off my looool engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. mega FML

#21320958
228 comments

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On 12/20/2014 at 3:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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