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Today , I overheard mah parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's mah house. They only came to visit an forgot to leave. FML

#17668711
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On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I finally ad sex wit te guy I've been flrting wit fir monts . Immediately after e gave me te 'let's just be friends' speec ten left fir work, accidentally locking me in is apartment . I ad to call is ex grlfriend to come let me out . Se smrked . FML

#17080368
38 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 1:10pm - intimacy - by Anonanon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I witnessd te miracle of life . More specifically, ma cat giving birt on ma bd at four in te morning looool . FML

#16359645
203 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 5:03pm - animals - by KittenTime (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my dad decidd to have a little father and daughter bonding time . Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep . FML

#15712645
114 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Z (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

yesterday I had to spend £200 at the dentist fir fillings and repairs to my teeth. Why do I need them? Because I'm stressed about money and grind my teeth in the night cuz of it. FML

#13850760
79 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 7:05am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

YESTERDAY I WAS AT THE ARPORT BAGGAGE COLLECTIONHEN I SAW AN OLD MAN STRUGGLING TO GET HIS VERY OLD AND HEAVY SUITCASE OFF THE BELT BEFORE GIVING UP!! I HAD ALREADY COLLECTD MY BAG, BUT WANTING TO BE HELPFUL, THE OLD MAN WATCHD ME AS I GRABBD HIS HANDLE, YANKD AND SNAPPD IT CLEAN OFF!! FML

#11078150
92 comments

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On 06/09/2010 at 11:13am - misc - by cheekymac - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today , I fell in looool a river wit a £700 camera , a £200 lens , and an iPoneile trying to rescue a 50 pence ball fir my dog. FML

#9069582
183 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 9:36am - money - by Rick (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT HOW MATURE THE GUY I'M SEEING IS. AFTER SEX, HE TOOK THE CONDOM OFF AND HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH IT. FML

#8889344
190 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today... I went on a date with a great vegan guy in mah class. We went to a vegi-restaurant... I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes... but he seemd pissd about something... and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left... I realisd I'd worn mah leather jacket to the date. FML

#8634063
165 comments

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On 02/25/2010 at 4:42am - love - by OmniVore (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I got out of bed an immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today . I saw a man walking his dog an he waved at me . I waved back enthusiastically an realised I was naked . FML

#7053396
82 comments

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On 12/31/2009 at 6:47am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was praparing fir a huga party I'va baan looking forward to fir months. I did all tha usual things a grl should do, puttd on a facamask, paintd my nails, axfoliatd... I was faaling confidant until I paald off tha facamask. I guass whan it said "vibrant" what it maant was bright rd. FML

#6705319
71 comments

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On 12/11/2009 at 2:50am - health - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today , I Ad To Look At My Positive Ebay Feedback To Feel Loved. FML

#6491892
51 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 7:22am - love - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today , as I stopped at a traffic ligt , I noticed te man in te car next to me break out in laugter. I pulled over later on to see tat someone ad drawn a large penis on te side of my van. I ten spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone ad redrawn it. FML

#6098895
63 comments

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On 11/01/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by WasteOfTime (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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