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Today, my parents want me to become a lawyer, all because our family members keep getting into feuds and court cases. I'm a successful developer, and run my own company. FML

#18782870
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23897) - you deserved it (2245)

On 01/12/2012 at 5:14am - work - by me_the_maniak - India (Maharashtra)

Today, my mum read a forwarded email, and is now convinced that eating processed food will make my ovaries shrink and disappear. Now she goes batshit crazy if she sees me eating potato chips. FML

#18684418
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24823) - you deserved it (2512)

On 01/02/2012 at 7:18am - health - by sohungry (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

#17538243
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13750) - you deserved it (44153)

On 08/21/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by RohnAbheek - India (Maharashtra)

Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML

#13885565
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30058) - you deserved it (2648)

On 11/18/2010 at 7:12am - work - by pukishgirl (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML

#13468876
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33546) - you deserved it (4346)

On 10/16/2010 at 4:20am - love - by Annie - India (Maharashtra)

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

#12023644
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17369) - you deserved it (42356)

On 07/21/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by Goody2shoes (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, my friend whacked me on the family jewels while I was washing my hands in the college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

#7198019
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34460) - you deserved it (2719)

On 01/07/2010 at 11:50am - misc - by TJ (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I returned to work after a restful week-long holiday. Before I left, I'd finished a huge assignment which is due this week. I walk in to find a water pipe has burst just above my desk, flooding our office with water and ruining my computer. Happy New Year to me. FML

#7142221
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24261) - you deserved it (2311)

On 01/04/2010 at 6:15am - work - by WetWetWet (man) - India (Maharashtra)



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