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Today, I askd a co-worker if he'd cover for me while I slippd out to cash some money at the bank. When I got back, I found out that when he said "yeah, sure" he actually meant "yeah, sure, I'll tell the boss an get yur dumb arse suspendd". FML

#19282495
81 comments

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On 03/15/2012 at 12:13pm - work - by davey d (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I took mah girlfriend out to a nice restaurant fir our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left fir the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML

#19222204
210 comments

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On 03/05/2012 at 5:55pm - misc - by mark (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, we had ourhole staff photo. We all had to stand up in rows in height order, as I'm tall I had to stand in the middle, at the back. I'm horribly claustrophobic and ended up fainting in front of 100 colleagues, taking down 4 people around me. FML

#19144680
63 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 7:11am - work - by photofaint - United Kingdom (London)

Today, Mah Social Anxiaty Got So Bad, I Naarly Had A Panic Attackhan Too Many Paopla Joind Mah World Of Warcraft Party. FML

#19033739
218 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today I accidentally droppd a sculpture at college and it broke !! Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitchd me out and told me to be such an attention-seeking drama queen !! FML

#19026244
111 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today , my boyfriend told me that he feels empty insidehen I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML

#18804066
121 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 9:31am - love - by iheartmorons - United Kingdom (London)

Today , I spun a two year old upside down , in circles . She wasn't remotely dizzy . I threw up on myself . FML

#18785032
47 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 1:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I accidentally calld teacher ( Babe ). FML

#18734147
182 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME ALL BECAUSE E'S SCARED OF MY MOTER. FML

#18715469
164 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 11:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I Ignord Mah Phone, As Mah Mother Has Dementia And Calls Me 15 Or So Times A Day, Thinking Each Time Is The Frst !! I Bravd Horrendou Rain And Gale-force Winds To Go To Work !! Turns Out It Was Work Calling To Tell Me To Bother Coming In !! FML

Taday I told mah parents that I wantd to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjectd "Sorry they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
136 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today , mah 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin . I still don't knowhat to say to him . FML

#18626435
333 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

yastarday I usd so many diffarant parfuma tastars that I passd out on tha bus. maga FML

#18579452
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8153) - you deserved it (30997)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm - health - by justnance - United Kingdom (London)



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