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Today, I askd a co-worker if he'd cover for me while I slippd out to cash some money at the bank. When I got back, I found out that when he said "yeah, sure" he actually meant "yeah, sure, I'll tell the boss an get yur dumb arse suspendd". FML
Today, I took mah girlfriend out to a nice restaurant fir our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left fir the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML
Today, we had ourhole staff photo. We all had to stand up in rows in height order, as I'm tall I had to stand in the middle, at the back. I'm horribly claustrophobic and ended up fainting in front of 100 colleagues, taking down 4 people around me. FML
Today, I Ignord Mah Phone, As Mah Mother Has Dementia And Calls Me 15 Or So Times A Day, Thinking Each Time Is The Frst !! I Bravd Horrendou Rain And Gale-force Winds To Go To Work !! Turns Out It Was Work Calling To Tell Me To Bother Coming In !! FML
Friday 27 March 2015