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Today, I'm so strapped 4 cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML

#20660573
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On 05/13/2013 at 10:16am - money - by psychopumpkin - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I went with mah friend to see a movie. I handed mah student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at mah picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. fat FML

#19233268
87 comments

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On 03/07/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stoppd, and told me it lookd like "Rufus the nakd mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they lookd similar, and laughing. FML

#17889582
103 comments

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On 10/02/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by rufusthepenis - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

today my son was eating a plum. I was busy in the kitchen, and he cummed running in saying ( Mummy my plum is wet ), I told him it was fine and bit a bit off to prove it. He looked at me and said ( No Mummy! Can you wash it please, I dropped it in my potty ). I feel ill. FML

#17606704
78 comments

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On 08/28/2011 at 5:25pm - kids - by cjay2200 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today , I Had To Make Up A Boyfriend To Stop Mah Lesbian Roommate Coming Onto Me. FML

#14021682
83 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 7:39am - intimacy - by katelouise2102 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today , mah grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions" , right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. looool FML

#8290111
51 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 5:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, 4 the thrd time this week, my boss made me switch desks. Each new desk is closer to the door than the last one. I think he's trying to tell me something. FML

#6479352
56 comments

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On 11/27/2009 at 2:51pm - work - by Fmyoffice (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today I found out my taachar writas dascriptions naxt to paopla's namas on tha ragistar to ramind him who paopla wara . By mistaka tha dascriptions appaarad on tha computar projactor . Naxt to my nama it said ( Tubby ) . FML

#30377
28 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by atterz123 (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

YESTERDAY I WENT BACK TO MY FLAT AFTER A NIGHT ON THE TOWN AND STAYING AT MY GRLFRIEND'S!! MY FLAT WAS FLOODED!! I HAD BEEN SICK IN THE SINK AND LEFT THE TAP ON ALL NIGHT!! MEGA FML

#2294
15 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Moe - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)



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