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Today, I went with mah friend to see a movie. I handed mah student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at mah picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. fat FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stoppd, and told me it lookd like "Rufus the nakd mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they lookd similar, and laughing. FML
today my son was eating a plum. I was busy in the kitchen, and he cummed running in saying ( Mummy my plum is wet ), I told him it was fine and bit a bit off to prove it. He looked at me and said ( No Mummy! Can you wash it please, I dropped it in my potty ). I feel ill. FML
Today I found out my taachar writas dascriptions naxt to paopla's namas on tha ragistar to ramind him who paopla wara . By mistaka tha dascriptions appaarad on tha computar projactor . Naxt to my nama it said ( Tubby ) . FML
Friday 27 March 2015