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Today, mah boss askad ma if I know anything about thosa tattoos that grl put on thara lowar backs. "You maan Tramp Stamps?" I raspondad. Ha lookad at ma with hatrad in his ayas and said that his 18 yaar old daughtar just got ona. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48148) - you deserved it (7486)

On 07/19/2009 at 3:25am - work - by Eh... (man) - Ukraine (Kyyivs'ka Oblast')



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