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Today, my boyfriend didn't break up with me, but his mom did. FML

Today, our outgoing boss told us about guy who's replacing him, saying he's very nice but very anal about things. Without thinking, I shrugged and said "Anal's not bad." Now everyone's calling me Anal-Girl. FML

#21432392
73 comments

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On 06/26/2015 at 3:56pm - work - by very analytical (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML

#21423894
318 comments

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On 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that it's become routine to shake out any blankets or towels before using them. FML

#21422575
102 comments

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On 06/07/2015 at 11:13pm - animals - by terrified - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML

#21418124
109 comments

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On 05/30/2015 at 4:05pm - intimacy - by Disappointed - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my daughter cried for ages after finding out that Nick Amaro was written out of Law and Order: SVU. She barely reacted when I told her that her mom and I are getting a divorce. FML

#21417105
86 comments

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On 05/28/2015 at 11:40am - misc - by svunimportant - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

#21399622
55 comments

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On 04/25/2015 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had to have a cervical biopsy. The doctor said I would feel slight cramping as she scraped cells from inside the cervix. I guess by "slight cramping" she meant I would shit, throw up, and then pass out. FML

#21395495
99 comments

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On 04/17/2015 at 11:15pm - health - by khaoslife - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

#21386410
35 comments

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On 04/02/2015 at 8:51am - health - by RomanceFail - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML

#21366066
175 comments

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On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I didn't feel like going to work, so I called in sick. Five hours later while out shopping, I got hit by a car at a crosswalk. Now I'm laid-up in the local hospital, really wishing I was with the guys at work. FML

#21325487
94 comments

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On 12/27/2014 at 7:52pm - health - by julichlove (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, it's my birthday. My grandma posted about it on her Facebook wall, but people got confused and thought it was her birthday instead. She got twice as many birthday wishes as I did, and that's including the ones I got outside of Facebook. FML

#21308382
54 comments

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On 11/29/2014 at 10:20pm - misc - by Drew (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML

#21305878
71 comments

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On 11/25/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by drreeeewwww - United States (Kentucky)



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