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Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48255) - you deserved it (4603)

On 08/07/2013 at 8:24am - misc - by noiguessitsbroken :( (woman) - Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis)

Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50665) - you deserved it (11184)

On 05/27/2013 at 7:16am - misc - by stupid (woman) - Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis)

Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57148) - you deserved it (3820)

On 04/27/2013 at 2:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis)

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