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Today, I was trying to work out, and couldn't even complete an exercise regime meant for 50-year-olds. I'm 24. FML

#21445022
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I agree, your life sucks (23449) - you deserved it (7921)

On 07/21/2015 at 1:50pm - health - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML

#17743433
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8342) - you deserved it (50118)

On 09/14/2011 at 10:27am - health - by Fattymuch (woman) - India (Karnataka)

Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML

#15248759
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42070) - you deserved it (6872)

On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)



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