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FMLs submitted from Iowa

Today, 50,000 copies of the new edition of the town's phone book came out. I manage a pizza place and bought a full menu ad. Apparently the ad designer got confused, as they placed my cell phone number in huge bold letters at the bottom of the ad instead of the store's phone number. FML

#12949707
98 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML

#12754430
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16302) - you deserved it (22585)

On 08/26/2010 at 11:09am - money - by avalanche719 (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML

#12748631
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29205) - you deserved it (5567)

On 08/26/2010 at 12:08am - love - by devigsgirl (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML

#12604677
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32783) - you deserved it (7161)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:52pm - love - by Funless (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe... with my foot. FML

#12583063
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35113) - you deserved it (3471)

On 08/17/2010 at 1:09pm - misc - by Bruce (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

#12501881
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20422) - you deserved it (11940)

On 08/13/2010 at 3:45pm - animals - by Spelit (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, while moving, I asked my wife where she put the alcohol. She told me she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old. FML

#12343499
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40739) - you deserved it (5370)

On 08/06/2010 at 12:40am - love - by rugs - United States (Iowa)

Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML

#12296527
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33967) - you deserved it (3802)

On 08/03/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by jkin47 (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML

#11704983
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33417) - you deserved it (17691)

On 07/06/2010 at 7:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my fiancé picked which new house he thinks we should live in based on the fact that the bathroom was set up in such a way that he can drink himself in to a stupor, then use the toilet and puke in the sink at the same time. FML

#8891983
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22206) - you deserved it (5340)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:25pm - love - by ohshit (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML

#8446049
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32687) - you deserved it (4901)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a 'nice try'. FML

#8327951
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6766) - you deserved it (29825)

On 02/16/2010 at 1:32am - health - by Out Ran - United States (Iowa)



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