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Today, nieghbor finally decidd that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decidd to leave the poop-filld bags in driveway. I confrontd her about this and she claimd it's never happend. I've watchd her multiple times from front window. FML
I finally told mah dad that I hate his girlfriend . I said her daughter's a completehore , and her son is annoying as fuck . Turns out they were in the house and within earshot , ready to throw me a birthday party . FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, looool I got flustered and asked, ( So um, did you make it back? ) He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, ( No, obviously I died. Moron. ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015