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Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog an her needed some time to talk. mega FML

#21285216
60 comments

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On 10/25/2014 at 8:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, nieghbor finally decidd that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decidd to leave the poop-filld bags in driveway. I confrontd her about this and she claimd it's never happend. I've watchd her multiple times from front window. FML

#21281417
111 comments

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On 10/19/2014 at 11:00pm - animals - by Why Me - United States (Indiana)

Today, I came home to a half-shavd dog and a laughing third grader. FML

#21267339
70 comments

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On 09/28/2014 at 11:00pm - kids - by Anonymoose - United States (Indiana)

Today... I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection... it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

#21253597
82 comments

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On 09/07/2014 at 9:45am - misc - by goodmorning - United States (Indiana)

yesterday I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

#21252521
105 comments

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On 09/05/2014 at 5:11pm - love - by apparentlybutch (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out tat te reason my boyfriend asn't textd me recently is looool tat e'd forgotten e was dating anyone. FML

#21244761
93 comments

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On 08/24/2014 at 11:27pm - love - by angry girlfriend - United States (Indiana)

I finally told mah dad that I hate his girlfriend . I said her daughter's a completehore , and her son is annoying as fuck . Turns out they were in the house and within earshot , ready to throw me a birthday party . FML

#21243310
97 comments

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On 08/22/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

TADAY AFTER MONTHS OF DINNERS, COFFEES, DRINKS, AND A FEW NIGHTS TOGETHER, THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS TOLD ME ABOUT THIS AWESOME GUY SHE MET YESTERDAY!! FML

#21235196
98 comments

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On 08/11/2014 at 8:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I paid $325 to ave te vet tell me tat my 19-year-old cat ISN'T dying, se just ad anxiety sits because we were gone on vacation for so long. FML

#21231104
69 comments

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On 08/06/2014 at 5:35pm - animals - by chynna (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, looool I got flustered and asked, ( So um, did you make it back? ) He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, ( No, obviously I died. Moron. ) FML

#21226906
54 comments

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On 08/01/2014 at 4:45pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I accidantally twistad my balls in my own undarwaar so badly that I had to ba hospitalizad . FML

#21207158
139 comments

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On 07/12/2014 at 4:19pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I broke up with mah girlfriend . After breaking the news to mah parents, I heard mah dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest . FML

#21196912
67 comments

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On 07/03/2014 at 12:53am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today , I want to CVS to buy soma tampons . Ta casiar said , "Ewwww.. . You'ra on yur pariod." FML



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