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Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

#14575299
59 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 5:11am - work - by embarassed (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML

#14490477
89 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 9:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was going through my mom's old yearbook. There was a page long note from her friend talking about my mother's crazy drunk sex stories and describing multiple sexual encounters she had while on a pool table. I am deeply scarred forever. FML

#14110669
82 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML

#14062616
80 comments

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On 12/02/2010 at 6:43pm - misc - by wingless_angel_7 (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, for my Teen Living class, all the students got a fake baby. In order to stop the baby from crying, you have to use the bracelet they provide. I lost the bracelet. I have the baby all weekend. FML

#13558555
138 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, while watching my guinea pigs have sex, I got jealous. Yeah. It's been that long. FML

#12751809
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28425) - you deserved it (10544)

On 08/26/2010 at 4:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

#12552368
238 comments

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On 08/16/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I haven't had any real sleep in 4 days because I am an insomniac. My father is also an insomniac but he takes Ambien to get his rest. Me? I'm stuck staring at the ceiling for hours because he won't let me take any kind of medication, because he doesn't want me "getting addicted." FML

#12533834
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23710) - you deserved it (2355)

On 08/15/2010 at 3:23am - health - by sleeplessinID (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML

#12231460
94 comments

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On 07/31/2010 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by wtf (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my parents switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job applications with my 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML

#12221495
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25128) - you deserved it (3486)

On 07/31/2010 at 3:35am - work - by telefucked (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks. Then, my four year old brother decided to punch me in the stomach because, "I took away his mommy for two days." FML

#11459471
137 comments

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On 06/25/2010 at 8:30pm - love - by cduttl1230 - United States (Idaho)

Today, I drove 6 hours to make a job interview missing my best friends' wedding. The interview is actually tomorrow. FML

#10684550
105 comments

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On 05/22/2010 at 4:08am - work - by poncho31 - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was excited to start my new job. It was only when I was leaving after a long 8 hour day did I realize all of the personal documents I had I brought in for paperwork had been stolen. I am now down a passport, social security card, and wallet. Great first day. FML

#9123169
83 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 1:19am - work - by evenpoorer (woman) - United States (Idaho)



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