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Today... I got an email from my cousin to "save the date" for her babby shower. It's on my 21st brthday. This is the same cousin who got engagd on my 18th. FML

#11687611
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I agree, your life sucks (41725) - you deserved it (3901)

On 07/05/2010 at 11:48pm - misc - by littlestardramaq - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today I Got On An Empty Tram An Decidd To Sit At The Back. A Few Minutes In I Start To Hear A Noise An Thinking It Was The Tram, Decidd To Ignore It. When I Hered Wat Soundd Like An Evil Giggle, I Lookd Around To See That It Wasn't The Tram, But It Was Some Creepy Middle Agd Man Taking Photos Of Me. FML

#8891257
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24922) - you deserved it (2082)

On 03/07/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by tramrider - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Yesterday , it's decided , I'm going on diet. For real. But I said that yesterday. And the day before. FML

#6510175
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8502) - you deserved it (51672)

On 11/29/2009 at 8:02am - health - by Numnum (woman) - United Kingdom (Greater London)

today my son's hamster died . It was overwieght and got stuck in its plastic tube . My 6 year old son cummed downstars to me smashing a plastic tube with a dead hamster in it on the kitchen table . He thinks I killed it .

Today , the guy I'd been talking to online and likd came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I looool woke up later to see that not only had he crashd 4 the night , but he'd curld up in the dog basket. FML

#5740729
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28132) - you deserved it (8639)

On 10/09/2009 at 2:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Greater London)



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