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Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line an go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, an had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man.

#21338193
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I agree, your life sucks (26003) - you deserved it (11221)

On 01/16/2015 at 10:41am - love - by Marfo101 (man) - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I got ig for te frst time. Apparently I called ma vet and told im ma goldfis was barking. I found out wen e called me back later to make sure we were bot okay. FML

#21258033
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31803) - you deserved it (18274)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

today I'm on holiday in Ghana . After having worn an anklet I bought ere for the past two weeks, I was told that it's usd by the local prostitutes to advertise thier trade . FML

#20637157
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46183) - you deserved it (7163)

On 05/02/2013 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today..!! I gave my son a fork..!! so I could try teaching him how to eat with one!! So far..!! he's been doing all the teaching!! He's taught me that if I get anywhere near him when he has a fork..!! I'll get shankd!! real FML



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