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TODAY, I DECIDED TO SNACK ON SOME MANDM'S. I SAW MAH DOG SNIFFING SOMETHING AND REALIZED ONE OF MAH MANDM'S HAD FALLEN ON THE FLOOR. TO PREVENT MAH DOG FROM EATING THE CHOCOLATE, I HURRIEDLY SNATCHED THE MANDM OFF THE GROUND AND ATE IT. WHEN I BIT DOWN, I REALIZED IT WASN'T AN MANDM. IT WAS A DEAD BEETLE. REAL FML

#1003972
179 comments

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On 04/15/2009 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday, I went on a frst date with a guy that includd dinner, pool and pretty good conversation. Around Midnight he yawnd and said the beer was making him sleepy, so he took me home. I wasn't trd so I changd and went out with some friends... and saw him on the dance floor. FML

#948690
99 comments

2day as I got down on looool one knee, an was in the middle of saying "Will you marry me?", she answered a text message . Apparently it was more important . FML

#932548
160 comments

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On 04/12/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by suckstobeme (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , me and mah boyfriend were telling eachother secrets and I told him i've shaved mah upper lip. He said "I know , it's prickly when we make out." FML

#839552
151 comments

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On 04/06/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, while at work at Wendy's, a lady cummd through the drive-thru with her kid. As I was handing them thier order, her child points to me and exclaims "mommy, I thought you weren't supposd to work at places like this when you get older". FML

TODAY , I WENT TO THE DOCTOR CUZ MY ARM HURT. WHEN HE TOLD ME I HAD TENNIS ELBOW I SAID "THAT'S FUNNY I DON'T PLAY TENNIS". THEN HE ASKED ME IF I HAD A GIRLFRIEND. WHEN I SAID NO HE SAID "WELL I GUESS WE SOLVED THIS ONE." FML

#794025
159 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I bitchd out my grandmothar,ho livas with my family, 4 baing lazy an laying in bd until 6-7pm 4 tha past month. Whan I was dona, sha told ma sha had baan diagnosd with cancar an was daprassd bacausa of it. Nobody had bothard to tall ma. FML

#755520
259 comments

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On 04/01/2009 at 9:17pm - misc - by Casino (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, Ma Little Sister Got Mad At Me Because I Wouldn't Let Er Read Ma IM Conversation. I Took A Nap Anden I Woke Up, Ma Laptop Was Gone. Se Took It On A Trip To Er Grandparents' Ouse, Six Ours Away. Nude Pictures Of Me And Ma Paper Due Tomorrow Are On Te Laptop. Mega FML

#718784
169 comments

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On 03/31/2009 at 1:32am - kids - by somerandomchick (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was denied acceptance to Te University of Georgia. I was down all day so I decided to go to a party my friend was trowing. Tinking it would ceer me up, as soon as I arrive all I see is colleges on sirts, ats, an sweatsirts, most being UGA. It was a college acceptance party. FML

#673526
125 comments

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On 03/29/2009 at 12:37am - misc - by oldskoolgrl (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at QuickTrip !! As I was leaving, I passd a woman wo was saying "stay" very sternly troug er open driver's side door !! I smild as I passd, saying "Your dog wants to follow u u? I've been tere." Se glard at me and said "No !! Tat's ma son !! He's mentally callengd." FML

#628837
116 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 7:39pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I Realized Mah Friend And I Should Be More Careful Wat We Say Around Mah Younger Brother. I Never Thought He Was Paying Attention Until Today. My Stepmom Told Him It Was Time To Go To Bed. He Responded, "I Think It's Time For You To Suck One." My Brother Is 4. FML

#615927
94 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this grl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked mah friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

#574471
265 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 11:41am - love - by Kaeyne (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was with a group of friends at a bar, an we were all talking about whether we were moaners, screamers, or quiet during sex . My boyfriend said that he was a moaner, which I contradicted . Completely straightfaced, he said, ( Well, I am when it's good . ) FML

#518430
72 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 9:16pm - intimacy - by AGluckily (man) - United States (Georgia)



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