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Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, an the next morning, my mom an brother gatherd in my room an sang "Happy Birthday" as they handd her pancake with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by scream to take the trash out. FML

#8366302
129 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 2:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, in a sporting goods store, ma mom walked over to te oter side of te store,en a cute guy came over to talk to me. Wen se saw tis se grabbed a bat, walked over to us an said "If u ever even look at ma daugter again, I will beat u sitless." Se was serious. He ran. FML

#8354648
190 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I WAS DOCKED AN FINED IN MA DORM BUILDING BECAUSE OF MULTIPLE NOISE COMPLAINTS. WAT WAS I DOING TAT WAS SO NOISY? I SLIPPED IN TE SOWER AN BANGED MA EAD AGAINST TE FLOOR. TENEN I REACED FOR TE TOWEL RACK TO PULL MYSELF UP, IT BROKE AN I SLAMMED MA WRIST ONTO TE GROUND. FML

#8329398
97 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 2:26am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO THE SOUND OF SOMEONE HAVING SEX IN THE ROOM NEXT TO ME. I DON'T HAVE A ROOMMATE. TURNS OUT MOM THOUGHT I WAS OUT OF TOWN AN USED HER EXTRA KEY TO BRING A GUY OVER FOR SEX. FML

#8131977
86 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by yourstruly - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah 4-year-old niece told me she looool likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell lyk frid chicken all the time." FML

#8099934
58 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by squishy - United States (Georgia)

Today I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down an watching football 4 some time I sit up an hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics looool of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. mega FML

#8080103
135 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 2:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , my mom and I went to te mall to look fir some boxer briefs. Wile looking , I saw two girls I knew from scool , so I went over to say ello. At least , tat was my plan , but my mom screamd , "Look! Tese ave dinosaur on tem!" Tey left te store giggling. FML

#7939467
155 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 3:01pm - misc - by dinosaurboy (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumpd into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a big mac , two large fries , a large drink and 1 case of chicken nuggets. FML

#7732342
226 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 1:44am - love - by tammy999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my parents got me a new computer for my brthday. They also took the liberty of throwing out my old computer, with 8 years of photos, videos, music, documents, emails, an bookmarks on it. But that's okay, I had a backup. They threw that out too. FML

#7591747
104 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 4:25pm - misc - by computergeek (man) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY,HILE BABYSITTING, THE LITTLE BOY EXPLAIND TO MEHY I WAS SINGLE, REASONS SUCH AS 'UNATTRACTIVE' AND 'NOT THE GRLFRIEND TYPE' . I CRID . FML

#7550424
78 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 6:58pm - kids - by owned (woman) - United States (Georgia)

yesterday I decided to treat yeast infection over the counter to avoid going to the doctor. Too bad I didn't read the directions. Now I have to go to the doctor to get the tip of the applicator removed. FML

#7455740
100 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 1:21pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, My Boyfriend Humpd Me To The Tune Of The Imperial March From Star Wars.

#7398429
161 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by ChubbyTubby (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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