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Today, I went to a museum that had exhibits of wax people in the hallways. We were taking pictures of what we thought to be a waxwork old lady. Turns out she was real. FML

#13138405
94 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by yourmom - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

#13083342
100 comments

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On 09/17/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

#13048948
98 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Today, while eating lunch, one of my friends told a joke that made everyone at the table laugh. Apparently, the guy standing behind me overheard and was laughing too. So much in fact that he spewed the red Gatorade he was drinking all over the back of my white shirt and hair. FML

#12977321
70 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 2:05pm - misc - by gatorhead - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML

#12968691
97 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 9:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

#12964017
275 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 3:23pm - animals - by jrad - United States (Georgia)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for 2 months. FML

#12948650
121 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 1:06pm - love - by drew - United States (Georgia)

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

#12803986
126 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 11:37am - intimacy - by bkay26 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML

#12495310
125 comments

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On 08/13/2010 at 5:11am - love - by starley (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while at work at a new job, my brother comes and takes my car. Along with all my money, my phone, and whatever else I had in my purse. His message to me through one of my co-workers was "walk home." FML

#12487392
123 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML

#12431823
46 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I put the vacuum cleaner hose against my neck to give me a hickey, so that it would look like I got some action. FML

#11859279
183 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by allalone - United States (Georgia)



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