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Today, it's New Year's Eve. My husband and I weren't invited to any parties, and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves. Instead, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old, and my husband has passed out on the couch from sheer boredom. FML

#18667282
42 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 8:22pm - misc - by Livewire (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

#18667019
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31649) - you deserved it (7658)

On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

#18563355
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31656) - you deserved it (5091)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:41pm - love - by tommy - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that the mother of his children, from whom he is not divorced yet, is moving back into his house because she broke up with her boyfriend and has nowhere to go. FML

#18459025
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27813) - you deserved it (7942)

On 12/08/2011 at 6:55am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML

#18344372
107 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 3:44am - health - by Sammy - United States (Georgia)

Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighbor who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

#18249265
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38173) - you deserved it (2280)

On 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm - animals - by Stalked (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML

#18159889
177 comments

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On 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Sidney (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML

#18100684
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25904) - you deserved it (5299)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:51am - animals - by Fought The Law - United States (Georgia)

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64567) - you deserved it (3216)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

#17910918
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30523) - you deserved it (4839)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Hoggiebear - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

#17856112
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33367) - you deserved it (4475)

On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after having saved up my money for months to buy my college-bound son the car of his dreams, I got a phone call telling me it had been totalled during a drag-race. I only gave him the keys two days ago. FML

#17809481
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31252) - you deserved it (13368)

On 09/22/2011 at 11:08pm - misc - by disappointed - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML

#17756781
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28069) - you deserved it (5448)

On 09/16/2011 at 7:28am - intimacy - by QuickieGirl - United States (Georgia)



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