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FMLs submitted from Georgia

Today, I heard some gossip at school about a weird kid who supposedly jerks off at every house he visits. They were talking about my brother. FML

#21522719
35 comments

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On 02/04/2016 at 9:53am - intimacy - by concernedsis - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was driving back home when I saw a yellow object flying off my roof of my car through the side mirrors. I thought nothing of it, then I noticed that I didn't have my phone with me. That's when I realized that the "flying yellow object" was my phone. FML

#21521941
48 comments

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On 02/01/2016 at 10:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dog once again desperately tried to yank me straight into the path of a bus. FML

#21518472
49 comments

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On 01/23/2016 at 6:26am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was messing around and tried to catch a piece of cereal in my mouth. I accidentally slammed my head on the counter behind my couch. FML

Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML

#21511346
70 comments

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On 01/04/2016 at 10:14am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML

#21499279
49 comments

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On 12/02/2015 at 10:02am - misc - by countrygirl8846 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML

#21482098
58 comments

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On 10/20/2015 at 5:44am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML

#21479748
49 comments

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On 10/13/2015 at 10:01pm - love - by malcolmXXX - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was running late for work. I forgot my name tag and work hat at home, but my boss is pretty laid back, so I wasn't worried about it. Five minutes into my shift, the district supervisor walked in for a surprise employee inspection. FML

#21475519
46 comments

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On 10/02/2015 at 10:32pm - work - by illuminatzi (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I drove across two states to see my brother, who's had a history of heart problems. My mother had sent me a long e-mail saying he was on his death bed and wanted to talk to me to "get his affairs in order." When I arrived worriedly, he was fine. My mother guilt-tripped me to come visit. FML

#21466521
53 comments

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On 09/09/2015 at 2:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML

#21460295
56 comments

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On 08/24/2015 at 10:56pm - misc - by Animeislyfe - United States (Georgia)

Today, I spent an hour trying to sleep before work, but I couldn't because my two dogs wouldn't stop barking. Completely pissed off, I finally went and told the little fuck nuggets to shut the shit up. I was then immediately knocked unconscious by the burglar in my house. FML

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

#21459591
64 comments

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On 08/23/2015 at 6:22am - love - by dumped (man) - United States (Georgia)



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