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Today, I was so excited to play the video game I just bought, I decided to read the manual in the game. I went over the seizure warning an thought to myself, who the hell gets a seizure from playing a video game? Apparently I do. FML

#2867945
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54091) - you deserved it (8138)

On 06/13/2009 at 8:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I wrote a poem for this guy I am falling for. Before telling him that I wrote it, he read it and then laughd at how "corny and stupid" it was cuz he would "never date someone who could come up with something that lame." The poem was about how vulnerable he makes me feel. FML

#2793513
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48491) - you deserved it (14983)

On 06/11/2009 at 2:12am - love - by seablue (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I decided to confess mah feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks , but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care , because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there , I saw her making out with another girl. FML

#2785854
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56195) - you deserved it (4702)

On 06/10/2009 at 9:43pm - love - by Ryuga (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I was on the bus when mah crush told me to come an sit with him. I got all excited especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in mah ear "Hey is your friend over there single?" FML

#2761787
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46841) - you deserved it (2743)

On 06/09/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by vishurricanes (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML

#2652874
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50470) - you deserved it (20828)

On 06/06/2009 at 2:48am - health - by XLhottie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I had a 3rd date with a great guy. Over dinner , he told me that he wantd to see more of me. When I agred , he pulld out his schedule book and startd to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the ( rotation ) would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML

#2624413
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59095) - you deserved it (4261)

On 06/05/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by shescomfortablynumb (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I cummed home from workhen I heard people in apartment . My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves . I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the light switched on . It was a surprise party . I broke girlfriend's cheek-bone . mega FML

#2562332
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51558) - you deserved it (18819)

On 06/03/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by Kyokushin (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I put my 3 year old down for her regular nap. About an hour later I wake up from a dream where I was smelling something awful. When I woke up , the smell was still there , so I tracked it down. My daughter had decided to "fingerpaint" with the content of a drty diaper. FML

Today, my mom told me I was wortless an could not do anyting by myself !! Determined to prove er wrong I attempted to install te AC tat I ad neglected to put in 4 te past mont !! Wile placing it on te window it fell troug landing on er prized roses an breaking into pieces !! FML

#2556121
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39196) - you deserved it (14884)

On 06/03/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Taday I asked out one of te grls tat angs out in my group of friends (te same group I ave been anging out 4 tree years). Se stared at me 4 a couple of seconds ten said " wo te ell r you?" FML

#2459648
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47741) - you deserved it (4338)

On 05/31/2009 at 9:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

#2442795
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20584) - you deserved it (49475)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:48pm - misc - by whoahshloann (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, wa had to hava our vat put our horsa down. Aftarwards wa wara discussing burial options. Wa than find tha cat with a brokan nack. Had to hava har put down also. Now wa hava animal sarvicas quastioning us 4 animal abusa. FML



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