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Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML

#11906376
92 comments

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On 07/15/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by darthinvader (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML

#11894871
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13464) - you deserved it (26276)

On 07/15/2010 at 5:17am - misc - by ditsy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

#11251365
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38731) - you deserved it (3947)

On 06/16/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by Blank (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML

#11166091
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7973) - you deserved it (44711)

On 06/13/2010 at 9:16am - misc - by jonjon (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

#11001063
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40153) - you deserved it (2812)

On 06/06/2010 at 1:23am - misc - by justdancebbyx3 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

#10832830
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37156) - you deserved it (7955)

On 05/29/2010 at 12:14am - health - by fmlpanda (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML

#10707019
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31535) - you deserved it (13282)

On 05/23/2010 at 3:29am - work - by Around - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML

#10656263
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24239) - you deserved it (4921)

On 05/20/2010 at 8:54pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML

#10549258
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34913) - you deserved it (6608)

On 05/15/2010 at 3:41pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting my music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left my binder on the roof and all my papers were all over the road behind me. FML

#9138869
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8227) - you deserved it (41127)

On 03/16/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by Midge (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

#9135717
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34679) - you deserved it (4901)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

#9069427
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28883) - you deserved it (4303)

On 03/14/2010 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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