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Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10606) - you deserved it (32327)

On 02/09/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by Heretique (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)

Today, I had two minutes to get to the bus stop which usually takes me eight minutes. I had to catch that bus to be at work at the hospital in time. I was in such a hurry, I didn't have the time to tie my shoe laces. I ran with untied shoe laces. I did end up in the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34275) - you deserved it (13563)

On 07/28/2009 at 2:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)



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