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Today, a package was delivered to my house, addressed to me, clerely marked "sexual health products". Inside were condoms, birth control pills, and an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic and grounded me. Whoever staged this "hilarious" prank: well played, asshole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67520) - you deserved it (5656)

On 05/24/2013 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

yesterday the couple downstairs looool decided they wanted to try a home birth.

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I agree, your life sucks (42065) - you deserved it (3847)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by cocacoola (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)



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