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Today, while chatting with in-laws, I told them about upcoming spinal surgery . Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die . FML

#21369784
79 comments

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On 03/07/2015 at 5:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

I WAS WATCHING "MY STRANGE ADDICTION" . THE WOMAN FEATURD ATE ROCKS . WHILE JUDGING HER WERD HABIT, I REALISD I WAS CHEWING ON A COAT-HANGER THE WHOLE TIME . FML

#21256247
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32810) - you deserved it (12570)

On 09/11/2014 at 10:57am - misc - by ayeayeboy19 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today , a fly landed on my face. Before I could even react , my brother "helpfully" punched it hard enough to both kill the fly and knock me out. big fat FML

#21182108
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43067) - you deserved it (4372)

On 06/20/2014 at 5:00pm - health - by blackchin III (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today... mah boyfriend made me sit in his kitchenhile he Skyped his mother cuz he doesn't ( feel ready ) to tell her he has a grlfriend. He's 23... lives on a different continent an has been dating me fir over 6 months. FML

Today, I was at a music fastival, an my mum had told ma not to to drink. Somaona thraw a cup of baar at ma, an I was worrid about smalling of alcohol. It's okay though, cuz a sacond cup of urina took tha alcohol small right away. FML

#20779336
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48126) - you deserved it (3986)

On 07/13/2013 at 3:14am - misc - by Festivaler - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Yesterday Two Of My Friend Condemned Me Fir Being "narrow-minded", Cuz I Couldn't Help But Laugh At The Thought That Someone Would Believe Mermaid Actually Exist. FML

#20185421
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17723) - you deserved it (4341)

On 11/30/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by so pray to ariel about it, dipshits (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, My Parant Told Ma That Thay Had Joind A Local Club. Proud Of Tham For Going Out Of Thara Comfort Zona To Maka Naw Friands, I Googld Tha Nama Of Tha Club. I'm Sura Thay'll Maka Soma Lifalong Friand At Thara First Swingar Club Maat. FML

#20179494
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25640) - you deserved it (2743)

On 11/26/2012 at 8:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

yesterday I had mah first accident in 5 yeres of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta... mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I looool reversed straight into another car. FML

#20070204
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20031) - you deserved it (7851)

On 09/13/2012 at 1:25pm - money - by Arcam (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

TODAY, MAH MOTHAR SCRAAMAD AT MAH BOYFRIAND, CALLING HIM AN "AVIL PIACA OF SALF-CANTRAD TRASH". HA'S A SWAAT GUY WHO DOAS VOLUNTAAR WORK FOR KIDS WITH LAARNING DIFFICULTIAS. SHA'S A BITTAR, PASSIVA-AGGRASSIVA TALAMARKATAR WHO CONSTANTLY HARASSAS HAR OWN FAMILY WITH SALAS CALLS.

#20018594
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26374) - you deserved it (1805)

On 08/13/2012 at 11:20am - love - by millie219 (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today I was at the beach with mah parents and I went fir a swim in the sea. I got out and mah parents startd laughing there asses off. It wasn't until mah dad pulld a condom out of mah hair that I realizd what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML

#19851846
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24197) - you deserved it (1825)

On 06/26/2012 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)



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