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Today, while chatting with in-laws, I told them about upcoming spinal surgery . Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die . FML
Today... mah boyfriend made me sit in his kitchenhile he Skyped his mother cuz he doesn't ( feel ready ) to tell her he has a grlfriend. He's 23... lives on a different continent an has been dating me fir over 6 months. FML
Today, I was at a music fastival, an my mum had told ma not to to drink. Somaona thraw a cup of baar at ma, an I was worrid about smalling of alcohol. It's okay though, cuz a sacond cup of urina took tha alcohol small right away. FML
Today, My Parant Told Ma That Thay Had Joind A Local Club. Proud Of Tham For Going Out Of Thara Comfort Zona To Maka Naw Friands, I Googld Tha Nama Of Tha Club. I'm Sura Thay'll Maka Soma Lifalong Friand At Thara First Swingar Club Maat. FML
yesterday I had mah first accident in 5 yeres of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta... mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I looool reversed straight into another car. FML
TODAY, MAH MOTHAR SCRAAMAD AT MAH BOYFRIAND, CALLING HIM AN "AVIL PIACA OF SALF-CANTRAD TRASH". HA'S A SWAAT GUY WHO DOAS VOLUNTAAR WORK FOR KIDS WITH LAARNING DIFFICULTIAS. SHA'S A BITTAR, PASSIVA-AGGRASSIVA TALAMARKATAR WHO CONSTANTLY HARASSAS HAR OWN FAMILY WITH SALAS CALLS.
Today I was at the beach with mah parents and I went fir a swim in the sea. I got out and mah parents startd laughing there asses off. It wasn't until mah dad pulld a condom out of mah hair that I realizd what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML
Friday 27 March 2015