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Today, a friend complimentd me on my ( smoky eyesadow ). I wasn't wereing eye makeup. Se was complimenting te result of my insomnia. FML

#20904600
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On 10/02/2013 at 12:22pm - health - by Tired (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Yesterday, I won a year's supply of bath bombs in a competition!! I live in a tiny flat by myself with only a shower!! I also have to fine somewhere to put the bath bombs!! real FML

#20836641
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On 08/14/2013 at 3:13am - misc - by KnowWhereYourTowelIs (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, it has been over 3 month since my housemate ended their 1 month long relationship!! He's still creepily obsessed with her!! He picked the bathroom lock when I was in the shower and tried to get in, and then called me a ( fucking c*nt ) when he realised it looool was me in there, not her!! real FML

#20604478
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On 04/19/2013 at 7:44am - misc - by pleasekillme (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I recieved an email from my friend in Sout Africa, wit wom I'll soon be staying fir 2 monts. Se was telling me tat se ad bougt me a few ting so I would be prepared fir my stay. Wat did se buy me? A taser an some pepper-spray. FML

#20537344
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On 03/09/2013 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to "stop sticking yur butt out". My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML

#20495701
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On 02/06/2013 at 1:57pm - misc - by embarassinggg (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I went to a big job interview. Everything went well at first, with the interviewer being impressed by mah CV. I was then interrogated over not having a Facebook account, and practically accused of being a criminal, because people without them "always have something to hide". FML

#20165792
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On 11/16/2012 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today..!! I was eating out at a restaurant with my family!! My dad had drained most of our bottle of wine..!! so thinking he'd be a little less uptight than usual..!! I reached over to pour myself some!! He swatted my hand away an started yelling at me fir being a "degenerate drunk"!! real FML

#20091024
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On 09/27/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by fuck you, dad (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today , I took the day off work to be with wife , since she's always bemoaning lack of romantic gestures. As thanks , she spent most of the day reading looool Fifty Shades of Grey , which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight , starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML

#19662141
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On 05/22/2012 at 12:11pm - love - by boblaj (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Taday having turnd 18 , I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flippd my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echod through my kitchen. FML

#16074880
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On 05/07/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, a kid with severe Down's cummed into workplace, as he does every day. He's has an obsession with me, sitting at a table, staring and taking photos of me all day. His parents have no problem with this, because they think it's a miracle that he can focus so much attention on me fir so long. FML

#15935397
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On 04/26/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by notimpressed (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in mah bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall . Instead, cuz the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into mah face . FML

#15793137
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On 04/15/2011 at 7:47am - animals - by spiderwoman (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

TODAY, I HAD MAH BOYFRIEND COME OVER FOR DINNER FOR THE FRST TIME. IT WAS ALL GOING WELL UNTIL MAH DAD STARTED EXPLAINING TO MAH BOYFRIEND HOW TO USE TOILET PAPER. HE EVEN DEMONSTRATED IT. FAT FML

#15001986
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On 02/16/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Yesterday, I realised that I could see my own mustache out of my peripheral vision while I was eating. I'm a 23 year old woman. fat FML

#13141247
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On 09/21/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)



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