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Today, I woke up to a text from mah boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find mah tousld bd hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticd was the massive booger on mah face that stretchd from mah nose to the other side of mah cheek. FML

#15015592
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On 02/17/2011 at 12:29pm - misc - by Whatever479 - Ireland (Dublin)

TODAY MY PROFESSOR'S SON DID IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND CLASS HAS BEEN CANCELLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. ALL MY FRIENDS WERE DELIGHTD AND CHEERD ABOUT IT IN FRONT OF ME. I WAS DATING MY PROFESSOR'S SON. FML

#14922394
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On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was taking arcitecture project to scool. I'd spent days preparing little model ouse. I stepped outside wit it in and, an rigt at tat moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in neigbour's garden, smased to pieces. mega FML

#14554421
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On 01/12/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, My Boyfriend Told Me One Of The Main Reasons He Started Dating Me Was Because I Have The Same Name As His Ex, Whose Name He Has Tattooed On His Back!! FML

#14034734
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On 11/30/2010 at 10:50am - love - by tattooed (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Taday mah girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who ( has no future ). She's unemployd too. FML

#13167469
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On 09/23/2010 at 7:18am - love - by man2 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Taday I got ma eyebrow pierced !! Wen I got ome to sow ma family.!! !! ma little sister said.!! !! "Tat's so fake!" and tore it off ma face !!

#11470870
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On 06/26/2010 at 6:31am - health - by the_pheasant66 - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was getting ready 4 my first day at work. Right before leaving the house I decided to brush my teeth thoroughly one more time to have a fresh breath. While cleaning my tongue I went too farhich made me throw up. I was 20 min late 4 my work. Good start. FML

#10962219
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On 06/04/2010 at 5:28am - work - by Sergie - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML

#9544188
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On 04/01/2010 at 4:28am - health - by worried (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today , the passport office informed me I won't get mah passport in time to go on holidays!! However , they took the money 4 the passport out of mah account 2 months ago , causing me to go overdrawn , and not pay mah travel insurance!! The same insurance I needed to get the cost of the holiday back!! FML

#9350215
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On 03/24/2010 at 8:11am - misc - by Clauric (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

2day I saw mah crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing..." trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation mah phone actually rang... I quickly answerd but it was mah mom on loudspeaker yelling... "Did you bring yur tampons?" FML

#8472938
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On 02/20/2010 at 8:58am - misc - by Rach (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today , wile in bed wit my game obsessed girlfriend , se told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

#8455591
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On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I jumpad into a pila of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pila of camant covarad by an inch of snow. I now hava a 3 inch cut along my lag and a sprainad wrist from falling. raal FML

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On 01/11/2010 at 8:43am - misc - by Chris (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I dressed up, went over to mah boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman.

#7239048
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On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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