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Today, I had the contraceptive implant removed from my arm after having had it in for three years. I was one of the unlucky people whose body sticks to it. It took half an hour to cut and pull a tiny little stick out of my arm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20031) - you deserved it (2513)

On 07/18/2012 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Darlington)

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