FMLs submitted from Dar es Salaam

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

by Anonymous / 06/26/2010 at 9:24am / Tanzania United Republic of (Dar es Salaam) / Love

Today, my family and I were checking into Dubai airport. I had already checked in and was waiting with my brother and sister near a pillar for my parents. I leaned on the pillar and hit my elbow on the fire alarm. A bunch of airport officials ran towards me and asked where the fire was. FML

by hdmi / 06/14/2009 at 7:14am / Tanzania United Republic of (Dar es Salaam) / Holidays

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