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Today, I was driving alonghen I saw a hot grl walking. I decidd to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off mah trick, I decidd to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backd up and smashd into a wall. FML


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On 06/26/2010 at 9:24am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Tanzania United Republic of (Dar es Salaam)

Today.. . mah family and I were checking into Dubai arport . I had already checkd in and was waiting with mah brother and sister near a pillar for mah parents . I leand on the pillar and hit mah elbow on the fre alarm . A bunch of arport officials ran towards me and askedhere the fre was . FML

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