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Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor anhimpering pitifully. When my mom cummed in an saw him there, an me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML

#20822442
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On 08/05/2013 at 5:36pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

Today , I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry , I'm sure u will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fred. I was crying cuz my cat died this morning. FML

#20807824
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On 07/28/2013 at 10:31am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blame it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused because I'm not sexy enough.

#20800901
128 comments

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On 07/24/2013 at 7:50am - intimacy - by Iamdisappointed (woman) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

Today, I was reading in bed, and cat was lying on cest. I noticed someting wite on cat's leg. I'm far-sigted and wasn't wearing glasses, so I didn't see wat it was. I touced it and putted on glasses. Turns out it was a worm anging out of cat's anus. It started wiggling. FML

#6006091
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39920) - you deserved it (5519)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:42pm - animals - by K.H (man) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)



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