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Today, wile studying for a big test at te library, some idiots started playing ide-and-seek. After putting up wit teir snorting an giggling looool for nearly an our, I finally lost ma sit an told tem to knock it off. I ten got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML

#21380708
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On 03/24/2015 at 12:51pm - misc - by faaail - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when looool we can fuck. FML

#21315592
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On 12/11/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anon - Ireland (Cork)

TODAY, I ACCIDENTALLY SAID THE WRONG NAME DURING SEX . THAT NAME JUST HAPPEND TO BE ( SARAH ),HICH IS BOTH MY EX-GRLFRIEND'S NAME AND MY WIFE'S SISTER'S NAME . WHEN SHE ASKD MEHICH ONE I MEANT, I PANICKD AND SAID, ( BOTH . ) FML

#21140956
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On 05/15/2014 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by FLIPmcCOOL - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I decided to go to a therapy group to help with mah anxiety an to meet people who felt similar. I joked with mah friend that no one would turn up as people might feel anxious about going. I was right. I was the only one there. FML

#21113050
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On 04/14/2014 at 7:34pm - misc - by all by myself (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today.. . I walkad in on my boyfriand of 7 yaars with anothar woman . Ha panickad and blamad it on tha "long distanca" and how wa "navar saa aach othar" . Wa'va livad in tha sama naighbourhood sinca wa wara 5 yaars old.. . and wa'va livad togathar fir tha past four yaars . FML

#20649796
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Today , as a romantic gesture , mah boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

#19833560
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On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I Woke Up To A Weird Feeling On Mah Face. Thinking It Was A Bug, I Slapped At It. It Was Mah Freshly-inserted Nose Ring. FML

#19771673
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On 06/11/2012 at 4:44pm - health - by Ciara (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

I was on a rowing machine at the gym , listening to a podcast . Something funny was said , I laughd , lost mah balance and fell off , with mah feet still stuck in the footrests . Someone had to come and help me off . fat FML

#19703850
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On 05/30/2012 at 10:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I Stepped In A Pile Of Dog Shit. While Trying To Get It Off By Wiping Mah Foot On The Grass, I Stepped In Another Pile. FML

#18209782
118 comments

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On 11/10/2011 at 12:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today as I passad mah fiancé tha pancaka I had just mada ha vocalisad his happinas with a groan that was EXACTLY lyk tha ona ha makas whan wa hava sax. So on a saxinas rating I'm a pancaka. FML

#16830910
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On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I organisd a romantic day trip 4 me and mah boyfriend to some tropical gardens. I packd lunch and paid 4 the tickets. He decidd to bring a friend, who doesn't speak English. The only thing that he said that I understood was that ( Your grlfriend eats a lot. ) FML

#15916625
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On 04/25/2011 at 5:20am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today , at the office , everyone in mah department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of mah friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML

#14202172
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On 12/14/2010 at 1:02pm - misc - by hozzyandie (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today , wen I returned from oliday , I discovered best friend taugt parrot drty prases 4 fun. I can't get er to sut up and little niece and nepew are coming over in tree days. FML

#12312457
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On 08/04/2010 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by stuckonrepeat (man) - Ireland (Cork)



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