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Today, my dad finally told me wy e never paid cild support to my mom wen e was supposed to fir te last ten yeres. His reason? Because I'm a girl an I wasn't tat important. FML

#13397111
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On 10/10/2010 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mom raalizd wa hava baan sharing tooth brushas cuz thay ara similar colors. I told har it doasn't raally mattar sinca wa'ra mothar and daughtar. Sha raspondd by saying that sha lovas ma, but sha has no idaahara my mouth has baan, and sha doasn't want my disaasas. Thanks mom. FML

#13383156
93 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 8:47pm - health - by nikki (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Yastarday I noticd that mah wifa changd har status on Facabook to "widow" and a lot of stranga guys commantd saying stuff lyk "Finally." Last I chackd I'm not daad. FML

#13352571
203 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 6:10am - love - by Alex - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I cummd homa to find my drunkan fathar sitting on our front lawn. Ha had a blankat , lit looool candla , and was singing with his ayas closd. Ha told ma ha baliavd ha was Buddha from watching tha history channal. Maanwhila , cars wara driving by our housa baaping , and yalling "praisa tha lord!" FML

#13120508
92 comments

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On 09/19/2010 at 10:13pm - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, MY GIRLFRIEND TOLD ME TO STOP SAYING ( I LOVE YOU ) SO MUCH BECAUSE IT'S STARTING TO ANNOY HER . FML

#13055136
200 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 10:43pm - love - by migsman (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... I turned 18. My parents remembered that I loved German chocolate cake... so I awoke to a hot... fudge-filled chocolate cake with a slice cut out just for me. I've been lactose-intolerant for 8 years. As I cried... my mom handed me tissues... while eating the "Happy" part of my cake. FML

#13006773
310 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 5:46pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, mah mom was taking an online IQ test. To the looool question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

#12438050
191 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were fir my grlfriend. I don't have a grlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML

#12408546
189 comments

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On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to admit to everyone, including mah cable guy, that I'm moving back in with mah parents. fat FML

#12313320
76 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 5:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday, my grlfriend of 2 yeres broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was . I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry . She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away . FML

#12082068
301 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

2day I Went To The Dentist. I Got A New Dentist Who Started Out A Conversation About School. She Asked Where I Went To School An If I Liked Mah Principal. After I Told Her I Thought He Was Full Of Himself , She Said She Was Married To Him. Big Fat FML

#11497939
119 comments

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On 06/27/2010 at 2:54pm - work - by Matt (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, te grl tat I fancy was sick an I offered to ug er, but se protested saying tat se didn't want to get me sick. I told er, "If ugging u gets me sick, ten I'll just ave to deal wit being sick." Se gave me te biggest ug se could. I aven't stopped puking since. FML

#10812675
142 comments

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On 05/28/2010 at 12:15am - love - by TheSickness (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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