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I was wit ma friends at Burger King. Wile we were eating, I placed ma cellpone on te tray, not realising tat I'd left it tere until after I emptied ma tray into te bin. Wen I got it out of te tras, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML

#7360407
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On 01/15/2010 at 4:27pm - misc - by stephiexbabexx - United States (Connecticut)

yesterday I lerened I have a severe sinus infection, mah body really can't handle antibiotics, an I can projectile vomit out mah nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying mah stomach via mah nose. FML

#7294693
66 comments

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On 01/12/2010 at 2:18am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, I TALKED MYSELF OUT OF BUYING $1 CANDLE AT THE DOLLAR TREE. THAT'S HOW BROKE I AM. FML

#7273042
70 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 2:20am - money - by Pauper (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... my dad and I found in my house a water filter that has not been changed in over 20 years. We have been drinking that water that has been going through a filter that had more colors than a rainbow on it. FML

#6949871
52 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by shithole (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today I Met A Girl At Te Bar. Tings Were Going Really Well And We Endd Up Going Back To Er Place. Problem? Her Usbando Normally Works Te Graveyard Sift Was Ome Sick. Mega FML

#6821281
48 comments

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On 12/19/2009 at 12:13am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was talking to mah aunt about mah brother's recent arrest fir drug possession. I proudly told her that I have never done drugs of any kind. Her response: "Well, actually you were born addictd to heroin, so you had a drug problem long before yur brother." fat FML

#6811262
93 comments

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On 12/18/2009 at 2:23pm - health - by drugbaby (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I listened to a woman take an extremely fragrant craphile I waited 4 mah pregnacy test result in the Target bathroom . FML

#6732796
131 comments

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On 12/13/2009 at 1:26am - health - by teeeessst (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on , an while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

#6584375
114 comments

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On 12/03/2009 at 2:20pm - misc - by NoName (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday , I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering fir almost 2 years is fake. FML

#6453438
29 comments

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On 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by IlikeGreenPlants (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I Was Walking Through The Streets With Mah Best Friend, Feeling Confident In Mah New Skinny Jeans . My Friend Said, ( You Really Should Be Wereing A Thong With Those Pants, Your Underwear Line Is Showing ) . I Was Wereing A Thong, Those Lines Were Just Mah Fat Rolls . FML

#6439665
220 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by xkellybabyyx - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I woke up after taking a sleep pill fir te frst time. I startd in on a number of cores including paying billsen I noticd a new carge on my online credit card bill from 1am. I bougt $120 wort of meat from an infomercial. It's non-refundable. I'm vegetarian. mega FML

#6434122
41 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 7:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I looool was faaling a littla racy an dacidd to sand my boyfriand soma nakd picturas of mysalf. Ha raspondd, "That's OK, but doas your faca hava to ba in tham?" big fat FML

#6415998
50 comments

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On 11/23/2009 at 12:07am - intimacy - by denise (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, as I was yelled at by a middle school teacher in front of 30 6th graders for breaking the rule of "no cell phones in school." Luckily, I escaped bieng sent to the office after explaining I'm a 21 year old college student doing student teaching observations, not a middle schooler. FML

#6379365
75 comments

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On 11/20/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by NotInMiddleSchool (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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