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Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML

#19260782
139 comments

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On 03/11/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

#19157745
82 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 12:04am - love - by michellemoyah (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

#19128091
122 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 12:01am - love - by bloodshedblack - United States (Colorado)

Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down." My whole house now smells like pee. FML

#19082292
156 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by Bondi414 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I forgot to grab toilet paper on the way home from work. Since I don't have a car and all of my friends have plans for Valentine's Day I'm now down to wiping with cotton balls. FML

#19079186
109 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 8:26pm - health - by no tp (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML

#19033928
140 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Ouchies - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up and decided that I no longer give a fuck what I look like. Today is also the day a very attractive exchange student joined my private band lessons. FML

#18943419
136 comments

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On 01/29/2012 at 2:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421
112 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML

#18896792
65 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 3:15am - health - by stinky - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

#18877531
124 comments

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On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML

#18785732
234 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally managed to get through to the radio station that I always listen to. I handed the phone to my dad so he could win the prize for me, because I'm under 18. He hung up because he thought it was a prank call. FML

#18774683
61 comments

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On 01/11/2012 at 12:02pm - misc - by Andrew7847 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I spent five hours sobbing in my room due to anti-depressant withdrawal. My mother refused to come and talk to me, because I'm "a terrible, hateful child who only cares about herself." Last week I spent two hours comforting her because my brother hadn't called in a week. FML

#18752828
149 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)



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