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Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24001) - you deserved it (3006)

On 12/13/2012 at 3:01am - love - by Hit-and-Run - Mexico (Chihuahua)

Today, my grandpa was wearing flip flops and white socks. He entered my restroom, and the moment he did it, I realized there was no toilet paper left. I felt too ashamed to interrupt his dump, so I waited for him to ask for paper, he never did and came out without socks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31686) - you deserved it (5212)

On 12/10/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by dayum (man) - Mexico (Chihuahua)

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