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FMLs submitted from Cavan

Today, my house was egged while I went out shopping. When I told my dad about it, he immediately and casually admitted to being the one who did it, asking, "You got a fucking problem with that, son?" I don't know if he's just messing with my head, or if he really did do it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42058) - you deserved it (3447)

On 06/30/2013 at 6:08pm - misc - by thefuck (man) - Ireland (Cavan)

Today, I heard that one of our customers had passed away. Saddened, I told everyone who came into our shop about his death. Understandably, some customers got very upset and one even fainted. Suddenly, the 'dead' man walked into the shop. Turns out I got the name wrong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11168) - you deserved it (37969)

On 04/04/2011 at 8:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Cavan)



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