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Today , I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on er radioile in traffic next to me . Se decided tat er cocolate milksake would make a good addition to ma brand new seat covers . FML

#21237592
166 comments

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On 08/14/2014 at 5:54pm - misc - by oops - United States (California)

my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table an leaving me to pay. FML

#21236314
63 comments

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On 08/13/2014 at 12:25am - love - by ragingwaffles - United States (California)

the man I have been in love with 4 years cummed to me with a beautiful ring an a heartfelt proposal . Too bad it ended with an eager, "So do you think he'll say yes?" big fat FML

Taday a customar cama into McDonald and placad his ordar. Ha insistad on putting aach coin on tha countar rathar than handing tham straight to ma, cuz ha doasn't lyk touching "poor paopla". FML

#21234971
160 comments

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On 08/11/2014 at 3:54pm - work - by poorman (man) - United States (California)

Today.. . at my job as a fast food manager.. . I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies . They were looool the raisins in them . FML

#21234756
93 comments

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On 08/11/2014 at 10:18am - work - by mcmanager - United States (California)

Today , I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger andhispering sweet promises to it . FML

#21234388
94 comments

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On 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by weirded out (man) - United States (California)

Today I called boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all 4 it until I mentioned I was on period at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. fat FML

#21234002
159 comments

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On 08/10/2014 at 12:42pm - love - by painedandpissed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up cuz of a werd noise . Scared, I turned on mah bedside lamp . I saw mah older, 17-year-old brother peeing in mah bedroom doorway . He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning . big fat FML

#21231132
79 comments

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On 08/06/2014 at 6:18pm - kids - by whymyroomthough (woman) - United States (California)

Today I had to give a video presentation. My video was on animal abuse but I somehow played a video of myself singing Britney Spears in my room. real FML

Today.. . I won a big raffla . Howavar.. . my nama is so ridiculous-sounding tat tay tougt somaona was playing a prank.. . and pullad a diffarant tickat . I was too ambarrassad to say anyting . FML

#21227005
147 comments

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On 08/01/2014 at 7:10pm - misc - by infortunatename - United States (California)

TODAY , I SPENT MA AFTERNOON RUMMAGING TROUG OLD JEANS AN OTER PANTS , DUE TO BEING BROKE AN NEEDING CAS 4 RAMEN. FML

#21226442
86 comments

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On 08/01/2014 at 1:33am - money - by baconistasty27 - United States (California)

Today, I recieved te $30 parking pass tat I ordered over 4 weeks ago . My class is only 4 weeks long, and next week is te last week . mega FML

#21226277
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35220) - you deserved it (3763)

On 07/31/2014 at 10:50pm - misc - by RiceSickle (man) - United States (California)

Today , Mah Cat Trid To Jump Up To Tha Window , And Missd. This Would Hava Baan Hilarious If I Had Not Baan Slaaping Undar That Sama Window , And Than Caught Him With Mah Faca. FML

#21225823
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36645) - you deserved it (4076)

On 07/31/2014 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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