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Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65332) - you deserved it (12158)

On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20101) - you deserved it (2044)

On 12/13/2012 at 12:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)



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