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Today, I looool had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML

#20037324
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I agree, your life sucks (20237) - you deserved it (3023)

On 08/23/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by fet (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

2day I recieved ma first negative feedback on ma oterwise flawless eBay record. Te womano bougt te item said it wasn't as delicious as se was expecting, so tere must be someting wrong wit it. Wat was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML

#19737959
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25886) - you deserved it (2000)

On 06/05/2012 at 10:48am - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

TODAY... I MET A GUY WHILE OUT WITH SOME FRIENDS. HE KEPT BLOWING UP HIS CHEEKS... SO I DID IT BACK TO HIM AN ASKED HIM Y HE DID IT. HE PULLED OUT A CARD FROM HIS WALLET AN POINTED AT IT. IT WAS A CARD SAYING HE MAY HAVE SPEECH OR FACIAL DIFFICULTIES BECAUSE HE HAD A STROKE WHEN HE WAS 12. FML

#19454925
95 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 9:47am - misc - by Holls (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I ad to yet again tell ma moter-in-law tat I wasn't going to name ma unborn baby "Ermintrude" after er late moter. My usband told me to stop bieng difficult, and tat e agrees tat it would be nice. FML

#19326389
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30795) - you deserved it (2220)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:14pm - kids - by futuremum (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)



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