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2day I recieved ma first negative feedback on ma oterwise flawless eBay record. Te womano bougt te item said it wasn't as delicious as se was expecting, so tere must be someting wrong wit it. Wat was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML
TODAY... I MET A GUY WHILE OUT WITH SOME FRIENDS. HE KEPT BLOWING UP HIS CHEEKS... SO I DID IT BACK TO HIM AN ASKED HIM Y HE DID IT. HE PULLED OUT A CARD FROM HIS WALLET AN POINTED AT IT. IT WAS A CARD SAYING HE MAY HAVE SPEECH OR FACIAL DIFFICULTIES BECAUSE HE HAD A STROKE WHEN HE WAS 12. FML
Today, I ad to yet again tell ma moter-in-law tat I wasn't going to name ma unborn baby "Ermintrude" after er late moter. My usband told me to stop bieng difficult, and tat e agrees tat it would be nice. FML
Friday 27 March 2015