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Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML

#21461274
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20347) - you deserved it (1825)

On 08/27/2015 at 8:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

#18756211
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27976) - you deserved it (8078)

On 01/09/2012 at 11:56am - love - by catlady (woman) - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40819) - you deserved it (3240)

On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)



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