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Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant . She looool decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor . FML

#21379171
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On 03/21/2015 at 10:27pm - health - by ellabellabooboo - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today my mats class and I ad to sit troug a slidesow of potos of our teacer's cat!! Te cat's name is Mr Cat!! fat FML

#21376941
102 comments

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On 03/18/2015 at 5:44am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I found out the pet name mah girlfriend gave mah penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name!! FML

#21341448
65 comments

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On 01/21/2015 at 3:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I Was Fred Fir "blatant, Inexcusable Racism". My Boss Had Asked Me Which Website Background I Preferred Fir Our Company, And I Said That White Backgrounds Are Usually Best. He Thinks That I Believe In White Supremacy, And That's Bad Fir The Company's Image. FML

#21334747
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On 01/10/2015 at 10:02pm - work - by Jem (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with mah future sister-in-lawho is a little bigger than me . We tried on a similar dress an she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny . Instead of saying, 'No way' or 'It looks great on you', I accidentally said 'Yeah, I know' . big fat FML

#21327629
92 comments

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On 12/31/2014 at 2:47am - health - by bridezilla - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today... I postd a poto on Facebook sowing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd trid out new makeup. My dad commentd... "Wat is tis... Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum... broter... and over 20 "friends" likd is comment. FML

#21320382
55 comments

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On 12/19/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I Tried Bieng Rebellious 4 Te First Time In Ma Life By Sneaking Out Past Ma Curfew. I Decided To Use Ma Bedroom Window To Stealtily Leave Te Ouse. I Ended Up Twisting Ma Ankle Wen I Tried To Make Ma "grand" Escape. Mega FML

#21294808
98 comments

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On 11/08/2014 at 3:33pm - health - by thatsureshowedme (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

TODAY, I GOT DEMONIC GASTRIC DISTRESSHILE TAKING MY FINAL COLLEGE EXAM. I ONLY GOT ABOUT 50% OF IT DONE, LEFT THE CLASSROOM 50% FASTER, AND EXPERIENCED BOTH 50% DREAD AND 50% RELIEF. NOW I HAVE TO REPEAT 50% OF THE CLASS. FML

#21293883
62 comments

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On 11/07/2014 at 1:53am - misc - by all shat out - New Zealand (Auckland)

today I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of mah sadness after mah break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by mah ex-girlfriend. FML

#21288808
86 comments

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On 10/31/2014 at 12:25am - love - by facebookdeception - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I have to make a decision. I either drive mah dad around during the day so he can drink, or I let him drink and drive so I can focus on studying for mah exams. FML

#21280767
147 comments

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On 10/18/2014 at 11:03pm - misc - by problems - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today,hile out 4 dinner with my parents , a woman , approximately the same age as my mother , repeatedly propositioned me 4 sex during the course of my meal. After declining firmly several times , she only stopped after my mother convinced her I was gay. fat FML

#21279658
102 comments

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On 10/17/2014 at 6:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, it's my brthday . I've spent most of it apologizing to my parent for the ( hassle ) of ( having ) to arrange a simple brthday dinner . Sorry I was born, guys . mega FML

#21269752
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On 10/02/2014 at 7:51pm - misc - by Sorry (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

TODAY.. . I CAME HOME EARLY TO SURPRISE MY WIFE . NO.. . IT'S NOTHAT YOUR THINKING: I DIDN'T FIND HER CHEATING ON ME . SHE WASN'T EVEN HOME.. . BUT MY DAD WAS . HE'D USED HIS SPARE KEY AND WAS ON MY SOFA.. . DRINKING MY BEER AND WATCHING MY TV . THE FRST WORDS OUT OF HIS MOUTH? ( YOUR BEER'S SHIT . ) MEGA FML

#21253167
62 comments

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On 09/06/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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